Like A Lady

Smart, sassy, and just a bit scandalous — this engraved wood bookmark says what every romance reader is thinking. Featuring the bold phrase “I Don’t Watch Porn, I Read It Like a Lady” and a beautifully detailed engraving of a Victorian woman engrossed in her book, this piece perfectly blends vintage elegance with modern spice.
 
Handcrafted from natural engraved wood and finished with a soft, hand-tied macrame tassel, this bookmark adds a touch of refined rebellion to your reading routine. It’s a fun nod to readers who appreciate both witty wordplay and well-written heat.
 
✨ Details:
Dimensions: 5¾" long (7¼" including macrame) × 2" wide × ⅛" thick
Material: Engraved natural wood with cotton macrame tassel
Design: “I Don’t Watch Porn, I Read It Like a Lady” with engraved Victorian woman illustration
Perfect for: Romance readers, book lovers with humor, and those who enjoy their spice served with sophistication
 
A delightfully daring bookmark that proves — ladies read smut with class. 😉📚